The Return.

Oh how I missed thee, Comment Spam.

What the hell is going on?

What is wrong with parents these days? In the 5 days I've spent reading the news at work this week, there's been 5 different stories about people murdering their offspring. The latest story was about a man who beat his 4 month old daughter to death because he wanted a son. Apparently, the beatings had been happening since her birth. Another one, that I can recall off the top of my head, involved a man who grabbed his 4 kids and tossed them all over an 80 foot high bridge to their deaths.

How does someone do that?

Beats the shit out of me.

Contact: The Jurassic Time Line, Unbourne Identity and a serious movie about retards...
We're going to hell.

Why is the internet obsessed with Ron Paul?

Is he the "cool" candidate this year? Are the wired hipsters trying so desperately to support a candidate that nobody knows that they're hanging onto his nuts?

The guy's fuckin' crazy.

I want an infinite contrast plasma TV.

Dusting off the cobwebs.

Not a single post in nearly 2 years. What a lazy bastard I've been...

Well, with all the fun free time I'll be having at my new job, I figured I should use some of it to do something productive (or narcissistic) like writing in my blog again!

I should be studying for my CLEP exams so I can work the backdoor into law school, but I'm learning too much at work for me to retain any knowledge. My Brain Training isn't helping much either. What the fuck is doing 20 math problems a day or counting people coming and going from my one window home through my chimney going to do for my pre-frontal cortex anyway. (My brain age is 22 on my 5th brain age check, booyah)

Kawashima is a hack.

I need to set up my Winamp Remote so I can stop skipping the shitty songs from my neighbours on Last.fm...

-Al

PS - Can't wait for the comment spam! How I've missed it so!

Tooth

It was an easy extraction.

I hope there's no lingering pain...

Lazy.

Yes, I am.

And the season begins.

I get to watch my first baseball games of the season today. Venezuela vs. Dominican Republic and then USA vs. Mexico. Also have the new MLB 2k6 game for my ps2.

God I love baseball.

Everything's gonna be alright.

I heard from her finally. I'm glad she's ok.

I miss her voice.

I hope she's ok.

Friends.

I recently signed up for this Netflix dealio. Anyone interested in being my friend on it, gimme your goddamn email so I can add you. I need movie reccomendations. My queue is only around 40 films. Help me get my money's worth.